I Was Sittin' in Traffic

I was sittin' in traffic
Listenin' to the radio
George Strait was singin'
'Seashores of Old Mexico'

It sounded so good
I got an idear
I'm gonna go there
Since they're all over here

The Lone Star State
Should be renamed 'TEXICO'
So long, Texas.. Hello, Mexico

I'm gonna swim the Rio Grande at El Paso
I'm leavin' tonight
I ain't gonna pack
I'm only takin' the clothes on my back

So long Texas, Hello Mexico

I'll drive a rattletrap car
with no liability,
I'll demand equal rights
though I'm there  illegally

I'll protest in the streets
'Til they finally grant 'em,

Sing English words
to their National Anthem..

HEY! El Presidente
What's right for your people
Should be right for me

There's no controlling that tide

 that keeps rolling across the line. 

This old Texas cowboy feels like

my home state is no longer mine.

So long, Texas.. Hello, Mexico
I'm gonna swim the Rio Grande at El Paso
I'm leavin' tonight
I ain't gonna pack
I'm only takin' the clothes on my back

So long Texas, Hello Mexico

 YEP! Turnabout's fair play
HECK! I already LOVE the food
AND TEQUILA!

I'm gonna fly that Lone Star flag
and Old Glory EVERY DAY

I'm gonna celebrate every Fourth of July

I'm gonna make them print them forms in English
just for ME!

I'm gonna marry me a pretty senorita and we're
gonna have free medical care and free
education for ALL our kids!

Heck! Playin' my ol' guitar's the only
OTHER skill I've GOT!

Hmm - I wonder if I'll see ol' George Strait
over there 

Hey, Gringo!

 You're swimming the wrong way,man!

Yeah, yeah! I know! 

Hey, Amigo! 

 Hey, Amigo! You got a
SEESTER????